I've been known to to welcome newcomers with the gift of The Most Interesting Reading on Earth(TM, read: industry specs). People think it's a joke til they get

I've been known to to welcome newcomers with the gift of The Most Interesting Reading on Earth(TM, read: industry specs). People think it's a joke til they get tired of me asking them if they read it 6 months down the line. All the programming knowledge in the world means squat if you don't understand what you're supposed to be doing with it.