Feature phones with a classic keypad and bad T9 implementation are not addictive at all, trust me. And they cost a twentieth (~$15) of what the Light Phone cost

Feature phones with a classic keypad and bad T9 implementation are not addictive at all, trust me. And they cost a twentieth (~$15) of what the Light Phone costs. If you need the hotspot feature then just buy an additional 4G hotspot for $50 more. You are still spending only a quarter of the Light Phone price to get the same features and non-features.