I'm sorry. Much though I love perl, terrible perl really is truly terrible to work with. On behalf of those of us who're aware that if perl was a tool it woul

I'm sorry. Much though I love perl, terrible perl really is truly terrible to work with. On behalf of those of us who're aware that if perl was a tool it would have black and yellow stripes down the side ... we've all also encountered the sort of perl that would make you think such a thing. With great power comes great capacity to screw all of the pooches.