Perhaps we could solve two problems at once by directing arsonists to locations of planned controlled burns. Everybody wins: the arsonists get to start fires an

Perhaps we could solve two problems at once by directing arsonists to locations of planned controlled burns. Everybody wins: the arsonists get to start fires and the forests are properly culled to the benefit of all. Afterwards everybody could get together, drink a cold beer, tell stories, bitch about how hard it is to be an arsonist and the lousy pay, and argue about who is the best arsonist! Heck, CA needs so many controlled burns that they could create jobs for arsonists, thus preventing them from initiating disasters b/c of their failed "theatre arts" attempts. "Hello, Thompson, Department of Arson. Burn, Baby, Burn! How can I help you?" This would also alleviate other states' problems as most arsonists would move to CA to get a steady job.