Was it comedian Daniel Tosh that said: > They say money can't buy happiness, but do you know what money can buy? A jetski! And when have you ever seen someone

Was it comedian Daniel Tosh that said: > They say money can't buy happiness, but do you know what money can buy? A jetski! And when have you ever seen someone not happy on a jetski. You'd be smiling as you ride that thing into the pier! (paraphrased)