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I'm dying. Table 1 is incredible. It's machine learning jargon from a parallel universe. "counterfeit consciousness" "fog computing" "information stockroom" "pr

I'm dying. Table 1 is incredible. It's machine learning jargon from a parallel universe. "counterfeit consciousness" "fog computing" "information stockroom" "profound neural organization" "credulous Bayes" "mean supreme blunder"

sturza 5y ago
I came here to hahaha at the same thing
cblconfederate 5y ago
> machine learning Did you mean apparatus scholarship?
- Sharlin 5y ago
  From a coextending cosmos.
Angostura 5y ago
The thing is - I really like counterfeit consciousness in some contexts - where the AI is being used deceptively.
- tremon 5y ago
  The phrase is perhaps apt in some cases, but the term consciousness has no universal scientific definition. I would therefore not expect to see it used in a serious manner in a scientific paper.
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  - Angostura 5y ago
    Does the term "Intelligence" have a universal scientific definition, then?
mmwelt 5y ago
"designs preparing unit" = graphics processing unit (GPU) "focal preparing unit" = central processing unit (CPU) "individual computerized collaborator" = personal digital assistant (PDA) It really is quite hilarious.
- duskwuff 5y ago
  And, branching out to biology: "underground creepy crawly province" -- among others -- for "ant colony". What all of these phrases have in common is that their words have been individually replaced with synonyms, with no regard to context. The author correctly identifies this behavior as characteristic of a text spinning service -- I've seen the same sort of thing frequently in spam.
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  - barrkel 5y ago
    They also sound like mistranslations from round-tripping through another language.
  - duskwuff 5y ago
    Followup: The phrase "underground creepy crawly", in isolation, appears to be unique to whatever text spinning tool is being used to generate these papers. A Google search for that phrase turns up dozens of suspicious papers full of other tortured phrases. Notably, this phrase is not used by Spinbot. It only uses "insect" or "subterranean insect" as substitutes for "ant".
- bodge5000 5y ago
  "language input implement" = keyboard "muscle directed navigational utensil" = mouse
  - BasDirks 5y ago
    Keyboard = piano Mouse = rat
darwingr 5y ago
"fog computing" is an actual thing though, was discussed in one of my undergrad courses.
- kuroguro 5y ago
  Oh god, it's already spreading! /s
tannhaeuser 5y ago
+1 for haze figuring (cloud computing)
dandellion 5y ago
Now I want to read some papers about reflected-sound-of-underground-spirits or in-sewer-ants-policy.
pwdisswordfish8 5y ago
It’s almost like reading software patents. > counterfeit consciousness That’s the proof right there that the AI field is full of closeted Marxists.
scrps 5y ago
Fog computing is real. It occurs during the period between waking up and the first instance of caffeination.
throwaway4220 5y ago
Motion:commotion = signal:noise? Gullible bayes? hahaha

sturza 5y ago

I came here to hahaha at the same thing

cblconfederate 5y ago

> machine learning Did you mean apparatus scholarship?

Sharlin 5y ago
From a coextending cosmos.

Angostura 5y ago

The thing is - I really like counterfeit consciousness in some contexts - where the AI is being used deceptively.

tremon 5y ago
The phrase is perhaps apt in some cases, but the term consciousness has no universal scientific definition. I would therefore not expect to see it used in a serious manner in a scientific paper.
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  [deleted]
- Angostura 5y ago
  Does the term "Intelligence" have a universal scientific definition, then?

mmwelt 5y ago

"designs preparing unit" = graphics processing unit (GPU) "focal preparing unit" = central processing unit (CPU) "individual computerized collaborator" = personal digital assistant (PDA) It really is quite hilarious.

duskwuff 5y ago
And, branching out to biology: "underground creepy crawly province" -- among others -- for "ant colony". What all of these phrases have in common is that their words have been individually replaced with synonyms, with no regard to context. The author correctly identifies this behavior as characteristic of a text spinning service -- I've seen the same sort of thing frequently in spam.
- deleted 5y ago
  [deleted]
- barrkel 5y ago
  They also sound like mistranslations from round-tripping through another language.
- duskwuff 5y ago
  Followup: The phrase "underground creepy crawly", in isolation, appears to be unique to whatever text spinning tool is being used to generate these papers. A Google search for that phrase turns up dozens of suspicious papers full of other tortured phrases. Notably, this phrase is not used by Spinbot. It only uses "insect" or "subterranean insect" as substitutes for "ant".
bodge5000 5y ago
"language input implement" = keyboard "muscle directed navigational utensil" = mouse
- BasDirks 5y ago
  Keyboard = piano Mouse = rat

darwingr 5y ago

"fog computing" is an actual thing though, was discussed in one of my undergrad courses.

kuroguro 5y ago
Oh god, it's already spreading! /s

tannhaeuser 5y ago

+1 for haze figuring (cloud computing)

dandellion 5y ago

Now I want to read some papers about reflected-sound-of-underground-spirits or in-sewer-ants-policy.

pwdisswordfish8 5y ago

It’s almost like reading software patents. > counterfeit consciousness That’s the proof right there that the AI field is full of closeted Marxists.

scrps 5y ago

Fog computing is real. It occurs during the period between waking up and the first instance of caffeination.

throwaway4220 5y ago

Motion:commotion = signal:noise? Gullible bayes? hahaha