Why ever the fuck anyone would want autoplay, especially of unsolicited random content, must simply be... They actually don't! Which begs the inquiry of why it

Why ever the fuck anyone would want autoplay, especially of unsolicited random content, must simply be... They actually don't! Which begs the inquiry of why it is so ruthlessly, relentlessly foisted on us. The answers are, to me, obvious, but apparently not to be uttered above one's breath. I'll do it anyway: Browser (noun) - advertisement/surveillance platforms, some of which can be modified (by some) to exhibit secondary browsing capabilities.