Love the careful wording around it, though. Not just "An intern is using the break room crème brûlée torch and a soft hammer to coax the recalcitrant sucker to

Love the careful wording around it, though. Not just "An intern is using the break room crème brûlée torch and a soft hammer to coax the recalcitrant sucker to open" Reminds me of a particular incident with a frozen 1/2" water line valve on a tanker truck of explosives, and yes someone was trying to thaw it out with a little torch lighter. While I was waaaaaay over on the other side of the site.