I once worked in an open office where testing and editing ringtones was the business. No sound studios, no headphones even! The straw that broke the camels bac

I once worked in an open office where testing and editing ringtones was the business. No sound studios, no headphones even! The straw that broke the camels back, for me, was Gilbert Gottfried’s ringtones. All day long for what seemed like eternity, but was only weeks. Perhaps some common office sounds should be recorded for perpetuity; many, if not most, should be nuked from orbit.