This is actually vaguely what I came up with, which is: "no Apple user is a practicing pedo". Which is a very scary statement any company to make (the means to

This is actually vaguely what I came up with, which is: "no Apple user is a practicing pedo". Which is a very scary statement any company to make (the means to get to that point?!). But I am sure some countries see this is as a great technology to push for slogans of their own: "no citizen of Nonhomostan is a practicing homosexual!", "no citizen of Oppositionkillerian has any mind-corrupting western banners on their phone!" This technology will allow large powers to make sweeping statements about data kept on private devices.