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Well, Raise Dead is pretty pricey. And face it, nobody is out there paying to assassinate farmers. If you really want a particular farmer dead, ask some of th
by at_a_remove 5y ago
Well, Raise Dead is pretty pricey. And face it, nobody is out there paying to assassinate farmers. If you really want a particular farmer dead, ask some of the nearby lizardfolk to do it for a song.
Farmers are really interesting in the tax records, at least a function of property. They're the plankton of feudal society: necessary but otherwise nobody pays much attention to them. The miserable hamlets of D&D have an over-representation of every conceivable occupation but that of the farmer. Aside from being menaced by various low hit die creatures or being subject to the odd bout of lycanthropy, they're background figures only. Sad, but true.
- kibwen 5y ago> And face it, nobody is out there paying to assassinate farmers. Ah, but in small towns essential services are often performed by volunteers. You've got your volunteer fire department, volunteer EMTs, volunteer assassin's guild, the usual.
- b0rsuk 5y agoThose with associates willing to pay for Raise Dead would be VIPs - prime targets for assassination.