This reminded me of Sitting and Smiling [0]. It's just a dude sitting there for hours and smiling. Once a burglar actually entered his home and was scared of by

This reminded me of Sitting and Smiling [0]. It's just a dude sitting there for hours and smiling. Once a burglar actually entered his home and was scared of by, well, nothing, so I guess it checks the user engagement part, too ;) [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sitting_and_Smiling https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sitting_and_Smiling