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In Catholicism and some Protestant traditions, you will enter into a state of Purgatory, (or purgatory-like phase) after death where you are cleansed of sins. T

by tonis2 5y ago

In Catholicism and some Protestant traditions, you will enter into a state of Purgatory, (or purgatory-like phase) after death where you are cleansed of sins. This could potentially take a while. This should be written in the devil contract, like how long do I need to stay in purgatory...

dylan604 5y ago
Depends on your sins, wouldn't it? Murder would be one term, but working for an digital ads company, developing dark pattern UI, or social media companies would be at least half of eternity.
- tobmlt 5y ago
  Is eternity countable? I really want to know what I am in for, ya know. Plus, depending on the properties of the eternal manifold, maybe I can perform some useful closed timelike computation while there and use that to get rich when/if I return.
  - mimixco 5y ago
    It's countable. But you can always add 1.
    - dylan604 5y ago
      Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in
    - aoetalks 5y ago
      I believe the correct term is “countably infinite”
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syril 5y ago
They have no control over how long your purgation will last, that depends on your own sins. Anyway, if you make a deal with devils, you will go straight to Hell if you are unrepentant of the act.