How come nobody's buying Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator? Aw, shit. Half the country works for Brawndo. Not anymore! The stock has dropped to zero and the computer

How come nobody's buying Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator? Aw, shit. Half the country works for Brawndo. Not anymore! The stock has dropped to zero and the computer did that auto-layoff thing to everybody. We're all unemployed!