Reminds me of calls I receive from top flight hedge funds. "You'll be working with astronomically smart people who use crystalline cohomology to obtain t

Reminds me of calls I receive from top flight hedge funds. "You'll be working with astronomically smart people who use crystalline cohomology to obtain the best polynomial time approximation algorithms for intractable problems. The engineer who did this taught himself calculus within ten to the negative sixty-seven seconds of conception." "Is that the work you have in mind for me?" "No. You'll be cleaning the group's digital bed pans." "That's OK. Perhaps you should recruit a Nobel Laureate for that role."