Darn these snot-nosed hipster kids these days who don't like being forced into doing anything. Back in my day, we could force workers to do all sorts of things,

Darn these snot-nosed hipster kids these days who don't like being forced into doing anything. Back in my day, we could force workers to do all sorts of things, and they liked it! They loved it! And there was nuthin' anyone could do about it.