My dinner deserves to know that it wasn't an easy choice I hope my dinner knows how delicious it is before I eat it. I would tell it if I could. Although that

My dinner deserves to know that it wasn't an easy choice I hope my dinner knows how delicious it is before I eat it. I would tell it if I could. Although that could get pretty awkward if it's something I don't like much: "Listen, can we just agree that neither of us is really going to like what is about to happen?"