It's pretty clear this man is going to hate both Google and Oracle. Oracle owns Java and Google is claiming that all technologies besides Java "suck". As usua

It's pretty clear this man is going to hate both Google and Oracle. Oracle owns Java and Google is claiming that all technologies besides Java "suck". As usual, digging deeper reveals the true story: The federal judge's middle name is, quite literally, "Haskell": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Haskell_Alsup http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Haskell_Alsup The article cleverly hides this so that a layperson can't realize that his true disdain is for these two behemoths because they're not using LFSPs and a particular one, at that.