Why does this read like a crazy person wrote it? Random hashtags and buzzwords, a huge body of text, just get to the point. This is a very legitimate issue, but

Why does this read like a crazy person wrote it? Random hashtags and buzzwords, a huge body of text, just get to the point. This is a very legitimate issue, but they cause alarm bells to go off because it looks like it is written by a person with press-on sticker letters stuck on a minivan.