Ask HN: Lowball Gig Help

Hi HN: Just seeking a lowball programming gig (e.g. $25/hr as a 1099) to get me back on the saddle. I need a few bucks for a laptop (a $400 laptop from walmart will do), and some food money. A used laptop shipped to my buddy's PO Box here will also work. I only have my phone currently. After the first remittance, I will be able to afford rent and to begin fixing my vehicle. Currently homeless. I am heavily experienced with backend development, specifically web backends on Linux, SQL and scripting languages such as Python, PHP, JS. Have a bit of an EE/CS bkgd. Can work full stack in a pinch. Exp'd API dev incl design/stub/implementation/automated test suites/coord with FE. Plz shoot me an email: smith john dough (nospcs) at pm. I am US based. Thanks.