Yes, exactly! And then when you don't buy his new windows, he calls the cops and tells them to be on the lookout for your silver bmw with illegal tinted windows

Yes, exactly! And then when you don't buy his new windows, he calls the cops and tells them to be on the lookout for your silver bmw with illegal tinted windows. So, @hannasanarion, what's your job title as muse? Given your posts, I'm gonna go ahead and guess "Head of PR"?