You are also assuming that they are flying in cattle class. To me the whole point of frequent flier clubs are to spend as little time in the back of the plane a

You are also assuming that they are flying in cattle class. To me the whole point of frequent flier clubs are to spend as little time in the back of the plane as possible and use your miles to upgrade towards the front. I totally agree that the best option is to be the last person getting onto the plane and ideally the first one off. Premium, Business, First class cabins tempt you on with their pre flight drinks.