For some reason, this reminds me of the Gerald Weinberg story about the optimist and the pessimist. While arguing about philosophy, the optimist cries, "This is

For some reason, this reminds me of the Gerald Weinberg story about the optimist and the pessimist. While arguing about philosophy, the optimist cries, "This is the best of all possible worlds!" The pessimist just sighs and says, "You're right."