Well, this thing is almost as good as BrainF*ck. If anyone has to use this, why not simply use assembly? Learnt COBOL and S360 Assembly which are obviously not

Well, this thing is almost as good as BrainF*ck. If anyone has to use this, why not simply use assembly? Learnt COBOL and S360 Assembly which are obviously not great but widely used by almost all banks. COBOL is way too chatty, S360 Assembly is just like any other assembly language. But even S360 Assembly is much more readable than this. So it would be incredible that someone really completed a core banking application with it.