From the article, the reviews are: "The water is ice cold" Acadia National Park "Miles and miles of nothing" Everglades National Park "Not great" Glacier Bay

From the article, the reviews are: "The water is ice cold" Acadia National Park "Miles and miles of nothing" Everglades National Park "Not great" Glacier Bay "Pretty average experience" Haleakala National Park "Super unimpressed" Rocky Mountain National Park "Scenery is distant and impersonal" Zion National Park