I couldn't not read a "please" into dhcpleased, so I immediately had a flashback to this being a joke or a reference to INTERCAL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/

I couldn't not read a "please" into dhcpleased, so I immediately had a flashback to this being a joke or a reference to INTERCAL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL#Details https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL#Details