It's not like savvy website owners have portals into the elusive world of WTF Is Happening To My SERP Rank? Nor do savvy website owners have magical avenues to

It's not like savvy website owners have portals into the elusive world of WTF Is Happening To My SERP Rank? Nor do savvy website owners have magical avenues to rectify such events. In other words, I'm not confident in the speed you can get Google to remedy an event where your website disappears from the results.