The title and opening paragraphs of this article are so aggravating and misguided I almost didn't make it to the end to find out about the interesting technolog

The title and opening paragraphs of this article are so aggravating and misguided I almost didn't make it to the end to find out about the interesting technology they have to talk about. Now I can't remember it's name because of the stuff about "the terminal being on life support". Poor approach, hopefully it'll come up again later.