Fair enough, but: 1) Hardware is a lot more fun than software. Being able to twist knobs two-handed, live, not using a mouse, is pretty freaking cool, and is

Fair enough, but: 1) Hardware is a lot more fun than software. Being able to twist knobs two-handed, live, not using a mouse, is pretty freaking cool, and is a big part of the experience, IMO 2) If you do spend money, don't write off the volcas. They may offer less sound design, but they're a great capturing of that experience essence. You can syncronize a few, put in a mixer, and jam with a friend or two very easily. It's an expensive hobby if one falls into it's rabbit hole, but this particular model line is both inexpensive and good.