OP: Love your title choice. It seems inspired by some of the 1-liners in the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, or, MS was originally. Alas, Bill is long retired

OP: Love your title choice. It seems inspired by some of the 1-liners in the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, or, MS was originally. Alas, Bill is long retired. Now divorced. Balmer is "running" a basket ball team like he ran MS. And life has moved on more or less just fine without either one.