I kinda love that this is written like an infomercial.... for regexes. I've gotten far enough to think, oh, I think I actually just had this problem recently an

I kinda love that this is written like an infomercial.... for regexes. I've gotten far enough to think, oh, I think I actually just had this problem recently and didn't know how to solve it with regexps, but I'm still not to the part that actually tells me the One Regex Trick, and I'm still reading!