Pay me commission. Most businesses that pay salary operate like this: Worker picks 5000 apples, coworkers picks 300. Business pays them each 1 apple. Both sta

Pay me commission. Most businesses that pay salary operate like this: Worker picks 5000 apples, coworkers picks 300. Business pays them each 1 apple. Both start picking 1 apple, business puts them on improvement plan. (China wants apple pickers to struggle.) Also, please write a 13-page paper detailing how your soul is mine, I'm your daddy, and any food you might try to grow on your own property is actually mine (Google).