Sad to say, there seems to be little going on with CB these days. Even living inside a major metro area, I got one (and exactly one) call on a radio left tuned

Sad to say, there seems to be little going on with CB these days. Even living inside a major metro area, I got one (and exactly one) call on a radio left tuned to channel 9 for close to six months: sadly, the man was elderly and senile, and did not actually have an emergency. I'd be willing to bet that's par for the course. The last I heard any substantive CB chatter was around 2014, while driving to Kentucky. Two things I recall from that trip: 1. I was able to get on the radio and ask what the source of bumper-to-bumper traffic was - it was "a chopper in the road". I figured it was CB slang for a motorcycle, but, no, this actually was a medflight helicopter in the middle of the road. So, be prepared to learn not just a language, but also context - or just use Waze, Google Maps, or your other live traffic tool of choice. 2. There is spam on the trucker channels, 17 and 19 - actual, legit spam for 10% off your next meal at Burger King at the truck stop. This accounted for a solid 20% of what I did hear, which is probably on par with the signal-to-noise ratio of e-mail.