C is simple only as a pseudocode language, i.e. to reason about the happy flow. As soon as you start adding corner cases and error handling, all your happy flow

C is simple only as a pseudocode language, i.e. to reason about the happy flow. As soon as you start adding corner cases and error handling, all your happy flow code now gets obscured by numerous ifs, switches, and ($deity forbid) goto statements. Then, add pointers masquerading as output parameters, pointers masquerading as arrays, and pointers masquerading as pointers and your language isn't so simple anymore.