I registered "upmyownass.com" years ago for a comedy writing site. Everyone I told about it assumed it was hardcore gay porn. Mom: "What... what kinds of th

I registered "upmyownass.com" years ago for a comedy writing site. Everyone I told about it assumed it was hardcore gay porn. Mom: "What... what kinds of things do you put on that site?" Me: "Funny stuff" Mom: "Oh... like gross-funny?" Me: "Oh god, no no... funny articles, I write sarcastic articles." Mom: "We love you no matter what" Me: <appropriate meme-face here>