Well excuse me for having a preference on how to spend my time and what I want to do on the Internet. Did not realize how pathetic this pretension of mine was t

Well excuse me for having a preference on how to spend my time and what I want to do on the Internet. Did not realize how pathetic this pretension of mine was to the eyes of the wise bureaucrats in Brussels. I am so lucky they knew better and decided for me how to best start my online experience. Please accept my humble apologies. I am not worthy of your sublime attention. I am so lucky you exist and are leading me to new heights of progress and civilization. Thank you, sir.