Who said anything about adverse? Every person alive will die, 100% chance. I understand the point of the article and the hundreds of other like it proclaiming

Who said anything about adverse? Every person alive will die, 100% chance. I understand the point of the article and the hundreds of other like it proclaiming coffee or red wine or friends reduce the “risk of death.” They mean to say reduces the number of test subjects who died during the study period. Nothing reduces the risk, though. We all die.