Where can I rank them for protecting people from Japanese mind control? Something like "Seargent Smith seems quite competent: he told me that I had Japanese cl

Where can I rank them for protecting people from Japanese mind control? Something like "Seargent Smith seems quite competent: he told me that I had Japanese cloned consciousnesses in my head and that it was terminal - 4/5 stars". Or "Detective Samantha of NJU lacked imagination and just thought I was screwed in the head, self-incriminating and wanted attention when I clearly wanted someone to 'clean house' again in my head - 2/5 stars" Or "Officer Breen seemed to despise me, as he took notes on his Panasonic Toughbook without an ounce of thought - 3/5 stars". Or "Did an obese redditor just upset the Japanese empire again?"