Legalize drugs so they are cheap and easily available, and then people will fuck you because they like you, not because you have the expensive drugs they want.

Legalize drugs so they are cheap and easily available, and then people will fuck you because they like you, not because you have the expensive drugs they want. Actually, if you just legalize all the victimless crimes, making a living as a criminal is going to be a lot harder than just getting a job.