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My name is a homophone for probably one of the first verbs you ever learn. I've probably heard every joke in the book, and a few more too. My niece has the same
by reedf1 5y ago
My name is a homophone for probably one of the first verbs you ever learn. I've probably heard every joke in the book, and a few more too. My niece has the same name as a popular plant-based spread.
Policing this space is fruitless. You can't protect kids from everything, and in the grand scheme of things, names are a pretty minor transgression. I think I'm a better person for some mild ribbing about my name - I'm quick and witty and not afraid to defend myself. I've also learned to not take it personally - everybody thinks they're clever!
- fuzzybear3965 5y agoWalker and Hummus?
- cperciva 5y agoGiven the user name, I'm guessing "Reed". No idea about the other name though.
- mannerheim 5y ago... margarine?
- fakedang 5y agoHis niece is Vegemite.
- AndrewDucker 5y agoFlora would be my guess
- fuzzybear3965 5y agoReed is a verb? And one of the first ones you learned?
- romanhn 5y agoHomophone of "read"
- fuzzybear3965 5y agoTrue. Thanks :)
- anonAndOn 5y agoYou need to think like a 10 year old here. It starts with "P".
- majewsky 5y agoI see what you're doing there. A 10-year-old most likely wouldn't know what the word "homophone" means.
- ssss11 5y agoI reckon Marmalade, with outside chance of QuinceJam
- ramphastidae 5y agoCould be Sabra?
- cperciva 5y agoSee also "A Boy Named Sue".
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