If I wrote something like this, I'd try to be as transparent as I could be as to who I was, and how you could contact me. Hopefully that would create some small

If I wrote something like this, I'd try to be as transparent as I could be as to who I was, and how you could contact me. Hopefully that would create some small level of trust. -- As an aside, I know you are trying to be funny, but your username is tad offensive.