I used to feel lonesome all the time. Then I bought myself a book about narcissism, and a dozen floor to ceiling mirrors. Now I stay at home every night, read

I used to feel lonesome all the time. Then I bought myself a book about narcissism, and a dozen floor to ceiling mirrors. Now I stay at home every night, reading stories i've written about myself out loud from my diary, and taking selfies. I feel like the luckiest person in the world. I'm awesome ;-D