I've started evaluating real-life things like menus at restaurants as "landing pages"... "I bet they'd sell 30 more of their overpriced special meal every day

I've started evaluating real-life things like menus at restaurants as "landing pages"... "I bet they'd sell 30 more of their overpriced special meal every day if they had the chalkboard in view of the tables instead of right next to the door!"