Schools are tasked with trying to solve all manner of social problems. Kids didn't show up? Blame the school for not dragging them in. Kids cheat? The administr

Schools are tasked with trying to solve all manner of social problems. Kids didn't show up? Blame the school for not dragging them in. Kids cheat? The administrator has to deal with it. Kids are fat? Must be that the school isn't managing their lunches. This is what they have come up with.