Perfect! Please produce a piece of code (in a language such as Coq or Agda) which proves whether any given piece of random data has the type “C++ compiler” or

Perfect! Please produce a piece of code (in a language such as Coq or Agda) which proves whether any given piece of random data has the type “C++ compiler” or “C++ program”. That is the epitome of static type-checking, right?