It's written for sigbovik 2021 [1][2], which is very much a joke conference. Other papers this year were "Lowestcase and Uppestcase letters: Advances in Derp Le

It's written for sigbovik 2021 [1][2], which is very much a joke conference. Other papers this year were "Lowestcase and Uppestcase letters: Advances in Derp Learning" and "On the dire importance of mru caches for human survival (against Skynet)". [1]: http://www.sigbovik.org/ http://www.sigbovik.org/ [2]: http://www.sigbovik.org/2021/proceedings.pdf http://www.sigbovik.org/2021/proceedings.pdf