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> You forgot the part where it refuses to toast your unlicensed bread. The RFID chips make the toast taste better!
by tablespoon 5y ago
> You forgot the part where it refuses to toast your unlicensed bread.
The RFID chips make the toast taste better!
- rzzzt 5y agoA QR code is baked on the backside on it in the bakery. People with too much time (and bread) on their hands soon figure out which spots you need to darken with a clothes iron so the checksum still matches and the toaster accepts the slice.
- emptyparadise 5y agoThe toast is coated with special chemicals which will cause the body of anyone whose genetic code does not match the license owner to reject it.
- kwere 5y ago>The toast is coated with special chemicals which will cause the body of anyone whose genetic code does not match the license owner to reject it. welcome to paradise!