I was dying with laughter. Love the helpful chat box which takes forever to drop, the helpful popup telling you to hurry up with an option to lock it where you'

I was dying with laughter. Love the helpful chat box which takes forever to drop, the helpful popup telling you to hurry up with an option to lock it where you'd expect an ok, and the expand button where you would expect the close button. But captchas were truly the icing on the cake. The only thing missing would have been a 'subscribe to our newsletter' feature 2 seconds after each page loads.