> I would object to that product on the basis that kids need fewer, not more screens. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating i

> I would object to that product on the basis that kids need fewer, not more screens. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why javajosh? Why aren't you helping? Would it be too on-the-nose to point out that this hypothetical smartwatch would probably be running Android?