Yep. I like PHP, warts and all. I know some consider PHP's arrays to be one of those warts, since many other languages would divide their functionality into sin

Yep. I like PHP, warts and all. I know some consider PHP's arrays to be one of those warts, since many other languages would divide their functionality into single element arrays or lists and some kind of key/value structure. I appreciate the semantic case for that, but it seems rare for it to be a significant issue in practice. (Which I've found to be true of many of PHP's warts, particularly once PHP 7 arrived.)